I think I’m going to try to use this tumblr as a place to write some short fiction. My goal is to write one story on here every week. As has been proven, my goals are not always met, but it’s worth a try.
This American Laugh: Ira Glass Sex Tape (by JJos387)
This is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
Wow. This is very close to perfect.
The conversation topics for this alteration were crowdsourced. Thanks to @daftology and @amyflano for the help.
Katy Perry = Paula Deen
Please don’t hate me
Hello good people! So I got into a funk last night and decided to make a maudlin post on here, for some reason thinking that no one would pay it any attention. I was wrong; people did pay it attention. It is a bit embarrassing for me to present myself like that in front of people, but sometimes that stuff just bubbles up.
I just want everyone to know that I appreciate their concern and their love. The truth is that I am in no present danger. I just needed a place to vent. Very shortly after making the post, I received unsolicited communications from several friends who didn’t even see my lamentations, and I spent this morning caring for another friend in need. There is no question that I am loved.
At the moment, I am facing an abnormal amount of stress, but my emotional health is quite strong. The bad thoughts are fleeting, and the bad moods are transient. Still, it means a lot to me that people care. Thank you for that.
Now stop worrying about me, at least until the next time I make an ass of myself.