October 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
12 posts
I'm doing my best
Please don’t hate me
Thanks for all the love
Hello good people! So I got into a funk last night and decided to make a maudlin post on here, for some reason thinking that no one would pay it any attention. I was wrong; people did pay it attention. It is a bit embarrassing for me to present myself like that in front of people, but sometimes that stuff just bubbles up.
I just want everyone to know that I appreciate their concern and their...
I'm sorry, Mr. Jones
I think that the worst part about the way I feel right now is that I have nothing to say about it that isn’t hideously banal. These emotions aren’t even in the same league as the ones that I, myself, dealt with over a decade ago. Certainly, I am experiencing suicidal thoughts, but when have I not? Frankly, surviving my 20s was a miraculous feat. It was then that I was making plans for...
May 2011
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March 2011
6 posts
Anonymous asked: A friend of mine recently opined that Godsauce is "either spooge or peanut butter." So, which one is it?
Anonymous asked: Who is the girl in onother delightfull Spam and what does this feed mean?
August 2010
2 posts
Another Delightful Spam
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July 2010
13 posts
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One of the most well written spams I've ever...
Dear Francesca, We have not been in contact for a while, I hope this email finds you well and that you are in good spirits. I am writing this to you as I felt that today I had something of vital importance to tell you. I came across some amazing information about you completely by accident as I was investigating something different: your astral twin. A few days ago I was working on a reading for...
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May 2010
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March 2010
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January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
4 posts
November 2009
3 posts
An important update!
It didn’t ruin it!
I have achieved ZERO TUMBLARITY!
Of course, I am guessing that writing this could ruin the milestone.
October 2009
9 posts